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Joke of the Day

"Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin... complete the joke..."

"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""

"Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep"

"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"

"When you're at someone's house: Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your WiFi password?"""

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"

"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."

"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."

"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."