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Joke of the Day

"How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything."

"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"

"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."

"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."

"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"

"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."