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Joke of the Day

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"

"Just got college letters from the marines, navy, army and coast guard. Well obviously somebody has been watching me play Call Of Duty..."

"My 19 yo cousin told me this one What did Euler find in the toilet? Natural log"

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."

"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."

"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."

"NSFW: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In the loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."