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Joke of the Day

"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."

"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."

"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."

"7yo: ""Who's singing this?"" Me: ""Franz Ferdinand."" 7yo: ""But, he died in 1914."" Me:"

"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."

"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !"

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."

"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"