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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
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"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"
"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."
"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."
"I had to neuter my dog today... his name was Bruce but now I call him Caitlyn."
"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"
"Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light."
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"