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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
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"The worst part about being introduced to new people is the panic moment where I think ""Pay attention! Pay attention!!!"" and miss their name."
"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."
"SON: I'm moving out as soon as I turn 18 and you can't stop me. ME: [pumping fist] If you insist."
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"
"Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer."
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."
"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."