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Joke of the Day
"You are one well-defined function!"
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"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."
"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""
"Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good."
"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."
"Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."
"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."