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Joke of the Day
"Verbs Without them we wouldn't get a lot done."
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"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""
"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan."
"What's Darth Vader's sister's name? Elle Vader. *Badum tsssss*"
"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."
"Sometimes I feel like I've traveled back in time, and that I'm not supposed to do anything that screws up a future that I've forgotten."
"I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time.."
"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"
"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."
"""I'm so wet!"" she screamed at me. ""I'm so fucking wet!"" she screamed at the top of her lungs. ""Give it to me, now!"" She could yell all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."