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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fallen tree in a forest? Natural log. Sorry about the math joke."

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."

"Daughter: Daddy, why do you have to go to work everyday? Me: Do you like clothes? Daughter: Not really Me: Shut up"

"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"

"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""

"Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk"

"If I've learned one thing from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, it's that someone needs to introduce Bieber to heroin."