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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."

"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"

"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."

"I'm Going to stuff your stocking good.Wink. Wink."

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"

"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"

"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"

"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"