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Joke of the Day
"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."
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"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"Time flies in Italy.... ...Everywhere you look, another Dago's by....."
"I've lost all ability to feel... I'm numb.... I'm starting to slip away... I look forward to the empty, meaningless void Now pull the damn tooth, Doctor"
"Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it."
"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"
"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"
"What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use? McRibbed"
"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"
"My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine."