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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
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"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""
"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."
"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."
"My girlfriend stormed into the room. ""Why is there lipstick on your collar?"" she yelled. ""It's part of the design,"" I said, opening up my wardrobe, ""Look, I have the entire collection."""
"A teen girl is talking to her mother about the birds and the bees. She asks her mother if it's possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The mother says, ""Why yes, that's how lawyers are born!"""
"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."
"If I give you breakfast in bed just say ""thanks"" Not ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here"""
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"