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Joke of the Day
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."
Next Joke
"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."
"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"
"it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'"
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!"