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Joke of the Day
"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."
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"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."
"Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals? ........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates."
"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."