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Joke of the Day

"How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"

"Playing Tubular Bells to end the baptism wasn't quite the closing my aunt was looking for but in my defense it did clear out the church."

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"

"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"

"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."

"If sex with two other people is a threesome... and sex with 3 others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome."