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Joke of the Day

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap? B's"

"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""

"What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck? Optimush Prime... Hahaaa."

"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."

"Why do Soviets use lowercase letters? Because they don't understand CAPitalism"

"Incest A game the whole family can play."

"Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out."

"What do the state of California and BDSM dungeons have in common? Nothing butt restrictions (thanks twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"