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Joke of the Day
"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."
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"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"
"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."
"Yesterday, I subscribed to Bigflix ...And now my new favorite word starts with a P and ends with O R N... That's ""Popcorn""!! What were you thinking you pervert!!!"
"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."
"When I shake hands with a fat guy I don't like, I do it extra hard to get a good moob bounce going"
"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."
"Ladies, please. Get a hold of yourselves. There's enough of me to disappoint all of you."