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Joke of the Day

"*spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong"

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right"

"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"

"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."

"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"

"How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was."

"The way I see it, each lap I make around Costco's frozen food section should work off each sample I get from the ice cream sandwich lady."

"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."