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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"THE MERMAID WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS? BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!! BADA BUM !!!"
"Me: I'd like to adopt that baby. Clerk: Sir, that's a family sized platter of Super Nachos."
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""
"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."
"My roommate called to tell me our apartment was inflamed... ...so I told him to give it some ibuprofen and put it to bed."
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."
"What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling."