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Joke of the Day
"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""
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"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."
"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"
"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"The shortest way to piss off a hipster... Apple phone & iwatch"
"The Unemployed Engineer"