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Joke of the Day

"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"Turtles think frogs are homeless."

"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."

"So I blew positive for alcohol today and got arrested... Positive is my neighbor's dog's name"

"I just found out my father's sister doesn't like Jewish people. Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic."

"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"

"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"