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Joke of the Day
"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."
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"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"Please just try it. Every woman you see tonight: ""Sexy Gary Busey?"""
"Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."
"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."
"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""
"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."
"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"
"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""
"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."