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Joke of the Day
"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."
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"Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste."
"Me: Hi. Can I help you? Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand Me: Great. Where is it? Him: What? Me: The nightstand."
"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."
"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."
"My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive... ""Girl power needs manpower."""
"Don't let your dreams be dreams! -Plato, in discussion on , the Greek goddess of victory"
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."