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Joke of the Day

"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """

"I heard somewhere that wanking with a dead arm feels better... Totally ruined that funeral."

"Studies show that Kangaroos can jump higher than a house. Then again, houses can't jump at all."

"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage"

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"

"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."