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Joke of the Day

"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."

"How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."

"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."

"Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe"

"What do you call a snake that works in the government? A civil serpent"

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart? Mind the GAAP."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw their mothers? Not mothers, lightbulbs. Shit."