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Joke of the Day
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
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"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."
"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan? Because there's a target on every corner."
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma."
"wise man jokes?"
"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"Want to hear a joke? Just talk out loud."
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"