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Joke of the Day
"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite Counter Strike map? de_port"
"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"If your name is Susan, I surmise you're lazy. If your name is Tom, I posit you're a peeper. If your name is Jason, I automatically assume... YOU'RE A CUNT!!! NO! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU, JASON!!!"
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."
"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"Jokes about the USA? Let's see them!"