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Joke of the Day

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"People always say that obesity runs in their family... I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family"

"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."

"Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff boom boom."

"[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'"

"A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening the boy called out sulkily ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.'"

"Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus? Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough."

"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"