29292

Joke of the Day

"If I was a serial killer my name would be ""The suspense"" So my victims would be like ""oh no, the suspense is killing me"" And then we would both laugh right before I kill them."

"I think memes would be the hardest thing to explain to a time traveler from the past."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots."

"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two."

"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"

"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"

"a hot girl asked me what came first, the chicken or the egg? I answered truthfully "" it's usually me""."

"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"