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Joke of the Day
"With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism."
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"What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time.... What did Maxwell Smart Say the first time he butt fucked 99? Missed it by that much."
"Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen"
"What's the opposite of ennui? Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*."
"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."
"In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too."
"What do I say when my favorite spice knocks on the door? Cumin!"
"The remote does not go next to the TV. That's the opposite of why you have a remote."
"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."
"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."