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Joke of the Day

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."

"how does a robot laugh? 1010101010101"

"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."

"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"