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Joke of the Day

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."

"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"

"Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won't be invited Obama: Joe Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK"

"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"

"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""

"I thought air was free my whole life until I bought a bag of chips."

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."

"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."