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Joke of the Day
"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."
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"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."
"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"
"How Many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they're so darn stupid!"
"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."
"You won't drink away the alcoholism."
"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."
"As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee. Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee? Me: Like I love my men! Them: Oh, Black? Me: No, anally!"