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Joke of the Day
"Lifeguards wouldn't let Obama in the pool because he had weeping *legions*"
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"Hey baby, if I were a gorilla exhibit I'd let you drop a kid in me."
"You know what I find odd? Every other number"
"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"
"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans... And call it 'Nun of Your Business'"
"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."