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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"

"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."

"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"

"What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference)."

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."

"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."

"If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid... I'd be a prostitute."

"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."