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Joke of the Day
"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."
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"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."
"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"
"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."
"what was hitler's favorite weather pattern? HEIL"
"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""
"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"
"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"