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Joke of the Day

"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"

"There's an old Irish saying: ""I'm Irish."""

"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."

"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."

"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."

"MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language."

"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""