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Joke of the Day
"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"
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"*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here"
"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"
"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"
"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"
"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."