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Joke of the Day

"Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"A fish lost it's body part. Fin."

"want a smart girl, a nice girl, a romantic girl. But most importantly, I want these women to never meet."

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That's me. I am that cow."

"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."

"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Imported fair trade from Africa."

"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."