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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?"

"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."

"A German underwear company has released a new line of Bra... They call it... ""Stoppinzam-Fromfloppin"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo? When he filled in a row, he yelled, ""BOING!"""

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta? Because ""made of bread"" was already taken by Jesus."

"Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook"

"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"

"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"