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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"A majority of my fortune will be spent accurately recreating the obstacle courses of Nickelodeon shows from my childhood."

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"

"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"

"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."

"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."

"Went out to dinner last night & the hostess asked me ""Where would you like to sit?"" I replied ""preferably on a seat."" #accomplished"

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."