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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"Joke my friends told me. So I asked this Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."

"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."

"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."

"""Oh my god, I've...I've never seen anything like this before. This is incredible"" - me looking at a boob"