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Joke of the Day

"Joke my friends told me. So I asked this Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve"

"Why do children cry when they find out Santa isn't real? They figured out who has been drinking their milk and eating the cookies!"

"Hostage jokes aren't funny... Unless you execute them well."

"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."

"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."

"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."

"Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one."

"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."

"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"

"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."