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Joke of the Day

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"A gynecologist and a pizza delivery man. What do they have in common ? -Both of them can sniff ""the goods"" but no one can touch !"

"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."

"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."

"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"Punny Jokes Penicillin is worth its weight in mold. "

"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"