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Joke of the Day

"I dated a really multicultural girl First she gave me a French kiss. Then she gave me an Australian kiss. I thought I'd show her I'm cultured too, so I gave her a Glasgow kiss."

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."

"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"

"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."

"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."

"Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again"

"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."