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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"
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"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."
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"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"
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"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."
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"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."
"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."