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Joke of the Day

"Can fish get high on seaweed?"

"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad. 5-year-old: Don't be so sure. Mom is pretty."

"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."

"Why didn't Mr. Clean's wife ever get pregnant? He comes in a bottle. - My grandma."

"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."

"Who is the wealthiest shellfish in the sea? [x-post from r/underwaterjokes] It's Prawnold Trump!"

"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"