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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the people who were protecting a van? the vanguard"
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"I heard about a new drug that is super addictive and leaves one in a state of sustained indifference. Parents, talk to your children about Crystal Meh."
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"Gonna get ""na na na na na na na na"" tattooed on my forearm. I'll tell girls it's Hey Jude and I'll tell dudes it's the Batman theme."
"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."
"Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)"
"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."