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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the people who were protecting a van? the vanguard"
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"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."
"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."
"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
"What did the dyslexic bank robber say when he robbed the bank? ""Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"""
"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"
"Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again! "
"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"