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Joke of the Day
"What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians."
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"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"
"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."
"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."
"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
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