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"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"
"How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts? Fetus Deletus"
"The job interviewer asked about my previous experience. ""Well,"" I began, ""I got the bus. Got lost for a while, walked down some narrow roads and I ended up here."""
"If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say? ""Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"""
"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."
"One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore."
"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."
"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"