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Joke of the Day

"Riding a horse can be difficult. You could always choose to ride a mule instead... but that would be half-assed."

"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too."

"You know what's so great about a Yankee? It's like a quickie, but you do it yourself."

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"I got completely sucked into a three hour documentary about a toad. It was ribbeting."

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"This may be the vodka talking, but ."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"""