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Joke of the Day

"I finally got my hands on a sign language translator. It comes in really handy."

"What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++"

"Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!"

"*puts on pickle costume* *gets stuck in pickle costume* *calls friend* Could you please help me? I've gotten my myself into a pickle."

"#hashtag From the stoners who brought you ""420"" and ""hella"" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!! cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun."

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"