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Joke of the Day

"Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!"

"'Behooves' seems like a word only a fancy talking horse would use. -me, at 3:42am"

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """

"I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)"

"Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !"

"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""

"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"

"Lightning never strikes twice in one place. Chuck Norris wont let it."

"I've decided to sell the vacuum... It's just collecting dust. Credit to Codsworth"

"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"